Happy Easter from the Celebrity Bunny!

Ladies and gentlemen, Busy Bunny here. This is a grand weekend — this, as you probably know, is MY weekend. Look at this photograph of an adoring fan bringing me her choicest selection of hens’ eggs.

Observe the chocolate statuettes that are created in my image and gifted to thousands upon thousands of children (and some adults!) Listen to the praises that boys and girls give to me when they awake on this special Sunday. Oh, it is grand to be a celebrity bunny!

And when I am tired of being adored by so many, I will slip back into the woods, cuddle up next to my family in our burrow, and enjoy being wild and free :)

Happy Easter!

Ever had a dinner plate set in front of you and thought “This looks great but it smells funny”? Busy Bunny could go for some hearty clovers after a March full of NBA assists, but these ones don’t smell quite like the ones in the field….let’s hope he finds some good ones before his upcoming egg-cellent Sunday!

Give Me Back That Carrot, Santa!


What’s that flying down the chimney? It’s Santa Claus! He jumps out of the fireplace, stuffs the Christmas tree with gifts, eats a handful of cookies, and steps outside to enjoy a short rest. Peering curiously from behind a bush, Busy Bunny surveys Santa’s sleigh and spots the gift he has been good for all year long: a giant carrot! Santa Claus spots Bunny and sees him eyeing the carrot. He takes it out of the sleigh and reads the tag…”That’s funny,” he mutters. He hands the carrot slowly to Busy Bunny — and halts. “There must be a mix-up, Busy Bunny. This isn’t your carrot — it’s the reindeers’ treat. If you eat this carrot, by golly, you’d be able to fly!”
Slowly he brings the carrot back to his sleigh, and suddenly Busy Bunny hops forward mightily. “Santa Claus, I’ve been good all year. Please give me back that carrot!”
Santa pauses. “Well, since you said please…”
Did Santa give Busy Bunny a magic carrot? Can rabbits fly? The world may never know…

Busy Bunny wishes you the happiest of holidays!