Ladies and gentlemen, Busy Bunny here. This is a grand weekend — this, as you probably know, is MY weekend. Look at this photograph of an adoring fan bringing me her choicest selection of hens’ eggs.
Observe the chocolate statuettes that are created in my image and gifted to thousands upon thousands of children (and some adults!) Listen to the praises that boys and girls give to me when they awake on this special Sunday. Oh, it is grand to be a celebrity bunny!
And when I am tired of being adored by so many, I will slip back into the woods, cuddle up next to my family in our burrow, and enjoy being wild and free
Happy Easter!







